Sink or Swim, Hit or Miss, What Will You Pick?

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via wa1king-disaster95)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via brreee5o85)

wheeliewifee:

This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:

Obligatory reblog for the best slam poem ever.

(Source: theongrayjoy, via peacelikep0etry)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via drained-youth)

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

(Source: thesickestjokes, via l0uistomlinsonsgirl)

w-ildfires:

my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

(via ruine-s)